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Got off my bus 6stops early because someone sat down beside me. Aneixty level 100
"We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own."
-my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

pikarar:

When you suck at something you’re supposed to be good at
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guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

excelio:

I’m still trying to find a clever thing to write here that will make me famous

lesbianathogwarts:

dittoh:

Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.

nobody on this website should be allowed outside i swear to god

teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

nohetero:

hahrys:

boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally